Wut Happens If We Change Dis?
We Mite Change Dis An Not Tell U. But If We Do Big Changez, We Tell U. Maybe.
Wut We Thinkin
We Use Google Anality-Cats To Watch Wat U Do. We No Break Lawz. Dis Paper Tell U Wat We Take, Y We Take It, An How We Keep It. U Say "KTHXBAI" If U OK With It.
Wurd Defynishuns
- We (Servis): Shizutoki Nekotan (Quiet Time Cat-tan) Hooman Who Give U Web Stuff.
- U (Hooman): Any1 Who Use R Stuff.
- Secret Code (Anonymuss ID): Numbr We Give U. We No Kno Who U Iz. Cant Turn Back.
- Google Anality-Cats: Googul Thingy Dat Watch Wat U Do On Site.
IMPORTANT!!1! We No Use Data For Ads. We Use It To Make Site Less Sucky. We No Find Out Who U R.
Part 1: Data We Take From U
Google Anality-Cats Take Dis Stuff:
A. Stuff Bout U (But Not Really)
- Hooman Code: Random Secret Numbr (Cant Be Hacked!)
- Box U Use: Wat Phone Or Compooter, Wat OS, Wat Browseur
- Interwebz Info: IP Addres (We Hide Sum), Internet Provider
B. Wat U Do
- How U Use: Pages U See, How Long U Stay, Wen U Leave
- Klikky Stuff: Wat U Klik, How Far U Scroll, If U Play With Stuff
- Wher U Came From: Site U Visited Befor (No Namez!)
C. Wher U Iz
- Genrul Place: Contry An State (We Guess From IP, No GPS!)
- Xact Spot: We Take Precise Spot ONLY If U Say OK First (We Ask Seprut)
Part 2: Y We Take Ur Data
| Data Type | Y We Want It | Legul Stuff |
|---|---|---|
| Hooman Code | So Site Remembur U (Lyk Settings) | We Need Do It (Legul Rule 23.1.1) |
| Box Info | Make Site Work On Ur Box, Fix Broke Stuff | Its Gud For Us (Legul Rule 23.1.3) |
| Use Data | Make Site Betur, Make Nu Stuff | U Say Yes (Legul Rule 23.1.4) |
| Place Data | See Wher Hoomans R | U Say Yes (Legul Rule 23.1.4) |
Part 3: Do We Give Data To Othurs?
We No Give Ur Data To Othurs, 'Cept:
- Googul: Dey Help Us. We Hav Contract.
- If Cop Ask: If Judge Say We Must Give, We Give.
Data Goin Ovr Seas: Wen Data Go To Googul, It Protec By Fancy Legul Stuff (SCCs An Adekwasee).
Part 4: How We Keep Data Safe
- No Name: We No Keep Ur Real IP.
- Secret Codes: Data Iz Lockd Wen Movin (TLS 1.3+) An Wen Restin (AES-256).
- How Long We Keep: Max 14 Months. If U Say "Delete", We Delete Fast.
- Who Can See:
Part 5: Ur Rights (U Can Do Dis!)
If U In 'MURICA, U Can:
| Right | Wut It Do | How To Do It |
|---|---|---|
| Ask "Wat U Got?" | We Show U Data We Hav | Email Us |
| Ask "Fix It!" | We Fix Rong Data | Email Us |
| Say "Stop!" | We Stop Takin Data | Use Site Settings Or Email |
| Say "Delete!" | We Delete All Ur Data | Email Us |
Email Us At:
IMPORTANT!!1! If U Say "Delete!", It Happen Fast But Backupz Take Up To 30 Dayz To Vanish.
Part 6: Kiddo Data
If U Under 16, We Ask Ur Parent First. Parent Can Ask To See, Fix, Stop, Or Delete Ur Data.
Part 7: How We Manij Ur "YES"
- We Show Dis Paper Wen U First Come.
- If U Say "NO LATER!", We Stop Takin Data Now.
- If U Say No, We Tell Google Anality-Cats To Stop. Dey Stop.
Part 8: Cookie Monsta Policy
We Use Cookie (Nom Nom). Cookie Iz Tiny File On Ur Box Dat Remembur Stuff.
A. Cookie Typez An Y
- Analytix Cookie: For Google Anality-Cats. See How Site Used.
- Worky Cookie: Remembur Ur Settings, Make Site Work.
- Needful Cookie: Site No Work Without. If U Block, Site Break.
B. How Long Cookie Last
- Analytix Cookie: Up To 2 Yearz
- Worky Cookie: Up To 14 Monthz
- Needful Cookie: Til U Close Browseur
C. How To Kill Cookie
U Can:
- Browseur Setings: Tell Browseur "NO COOKIE!" Or Delete Existin Ones.
- Google Opt-Out: Use Googul Thingy To Stop Anality-Cats (https://tools.google.com/dlpage/gaoptout).
D. Othur Peepul Cookie
Google Anality-Cats Use Dere Own Cookie. Check Dere Privasee Paper.
E. U Can Say "NO COOKIE LATER!"
U Can Change Ur Mind An Say No To Cookie Anytime. See Abov How.